Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Worst Airline Ever! (Taca)



Every seasoned traveler can expect at some point to experience some bumps and bruises when it comes to flying international.  I am incredibly lucky and my wonderful stepfather works for a major airline which has allowed me to travel to various countries using standby.  This means once the plane fills up I can ride in any of the left over seats.  It is cost effective but it can be a pain because traveling standby during high seasons, ie: major holidays, spring break, etc. can be impossible.  Nonetheless, up until today I have never had a traveling horror story to tell.  That has all changed…

So my husband Thomas and I decided a couple months ago that our Argentine adventure was ready to come to an end.  It’s time to go back home to Denver and begin something new.  Originally we had planned to spend Christmas in Buenos Aires.  That was until my family in Mexico graciously purchased airplane tickets for us and invited to spend the holidays with them.  Wonderful.  We were/are very excited and spent these last few weeks preparing to leave.  Our flight was scheduled to leave at 6:30am and we were flying Taca airlines which we have never flown before.  Things started off bad from the beginning.  It was like a black cloud of bad luck blew in and loomed over us the entire morning.  First off, it was raining very hard.  A friend of mine offered to drive us to the airport.  It was pouring when his car’s windshield wipers decided to die.  We were flying down the highway and my friend could barely see out the window.  I’m not going to lie.  I have never felt so close to death before.  I prayed a lot.  We managed to make it to my friend’s home where we proceeded to dump the car and take a taxi to the airport.  We arrived a bit later then we would have wanted but with time to spare.   In order to leave we had to pay a special fee which involved running from one side of the airport to the other, but we secured the proper papers and went to check in with Taca.  This is where things nose dived.  We were told the system was closed, that we had arrived too late, they were already done boarding.  I checked my watch and saw  we had over an hour.  After some moaning and pleading the guy at the counter said fine, he’d check us in.  Then he proceeded to tell us we had the wrong papers.  We had to argue that we had in fact secured all the proper paperwork and finally he relented.   Then he asked us to see our vouchers for our flight we showed them.  Then he asked to see our tickets for when we leave Mexico and go back to the US.  I explained that my family had bought the tickets for us to go to Mexico, and that we would be flying stand by back, which means I never have or receive an actual ticket until the day I leave.  The Taca man then proceeds to tell me that we cannot leave without tickets proving we have no plans to illegally stay in Mexico.  I proceeded to tell him that he we had no plans to illegally stay in Mexico, and that nonetheless, the authority of who is allowed to enter Mexico does not belong to him, that right belongs to Mexico.  MEXICO DECIDES TO ENTERS MEXICO NOT ARGENTINA!  Things got ugly.  We fought, I turned into the ugly American and terrible words came out of my mouth.    Then when I demanded he show me in print where this policy is, the Taca man proceeds to print out a paper saying we need a visa.  Americans are given visas and permission to enter Mexico upon the actual arrival in Mexico, so this idiot was basically just making things up.  Then we saw the man look over and spot a suitcase sitting on the conveyer belt next to him.  He asked the woman next to him who worked for a different airline if the bag belonged to them.  She said no.  Then he just shrugged and tossed it aside.  So basically we witnessed someone’s bag get lost.  I doubt if it made it on the plane in time.  All in all, our flight left without us and I returned back to my friend’s home angry and frustrated.  We called Taca immediately and demanded a refund. Of course this took three phone calls since they disconnected us twice.  We were told the tickets were refundable but it would have to be done through the website in which they were purchased which is called despegar.com AND my father who purchased the tickets, would have to be the one to make the call and ask for the refund.  I notified my father of our mishap and he told me he would straighten it out.  A couple hours later he informed me that Taca now claimed that the tickets were no refundable and my father had to pay a penalty fee so that we can now leave on the 23rd.  I have never in my life seen such an incompetent airline.  I went online and discovered some pretty nasty horror stories about this airline.  This airline flies all over Latin America, so if you are planning a trip south, DO NOT CHOOSE TACA!  They are rude, incompetent, and if they feel like appointing themselves the job of another country’s immigration officer, they will! In conclusion, I havemany wonderful traveling experiences, but I guess it was time to pay my dues.  Life doesn't always shit rainbows and sunshine, so I guess I'll take my lumps and hope for the best on the 23rd.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Kiss...



"The Love Birds" My friend Gisela and her boyfriend Facundo 

Greetings differ in different parts of the world.  There is the handshake, the bow, the fist bump.  If you come to Argentina, it’s the kiss.  Yes, we kiss a lot down here.  It doesn’t matter if you are meeting someone for the first time, saying hello to a good friend or saying good morning to a coworker.  The standard salutation is a quick kiss on the cheek.  The kiss is also has no gender limits.  Woman/woman, man/man, man/woman, adult/child.  It is just how they do it down here.  I think some foreigners might be a little taken aback by the kiss, but I can honestly say, it doesn’t take people long to warm up to the idea.  I think what I have enjoyed most about this Argentine custom is the fact that I was allowed to kiss my students goodbye at the end of the day.  I’m an affectionate person, I love to dote on my students and little kids are cuddle bugs.  Back in the US kissing students is a no-no, you don’t do it, and you might even be pushing it with a hug.  I remember one time at the end of the year, pecking one of my third graders (whom I adored) on the forehead.  His little face lit up and my stomach did a flip flop thinking, “Crap, I shouldn’t have done that, what if he tells his mom?”  Here however, I was delighted to see that not only did parents and teachers kiss on the cheek when saying hello, but we were allowed to hug and kiss our students when saying hello and goodbye.  It was wonderful.  So all in all, if you come down here for a visit, don’t be shy, and if you’re a guy, yes there is a chance another guy might lean in for a smooch, just remember an open mind is the best mind.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Christmas Time in Buenos Aires


So the past few days I have honestly felt like I live in Florida, minus the sandy beaches.  Heat and humidity.  90 degrees in December.  Although, Argentina does have palm trees.  It will be Christmas soon.  Back home in Colorado, houses would be strung with lights and people will have placed their inflatable snow globes on their lawns and stores will have been advertising Christmas goods and sales since Thanksgiving.  Living here for almost a year, I have discovered that holidays are not the commercial fanfare like back home.  I’ve spotted a few stores in the neighborhood selling typical Christmas décor: lights, plastic trees, bulbs, Santas, etc.  They put up a big metal Christmas tree thing in Plaza de Mayo and I’ve seen a few homes with Christmas trees in the windows.  Otherwise, there is no hot cocoa, no Christmas music playing incessantly on the radio or in the supermarket; I doubt I will watch Frosty the Snowman on TV this year.  I don’t know whether this lack of commercialism is a good thing or if my nostalgia for home will set in as it gets closer.  I am sad that I won’t taste a Christmas tamale or one of those little hotdog things you eat with a tooth pick that my mother serves every year for our Christmas open house.  Nonetheless, it is what it is and I’m happy for the opportunity to experience new things

"Christmas Goods in Almagro"