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"El Collectivo" |
A couple of weeks ago I made a very stupid mistake …and it
involved taking the bus. Background
knowledge: Buenos Aires has a pretty impressive bus system. There are actually three forms of public
transportation: train, subway and bus.
The bus is called “THE COLLECTIVO” here.
The bus and subway are my prefer methods, and because the Subway lines
only run in certain parts of the city, I end up taking the bus more often. Areas that cannot be reached by subway can be
reached by bus; you can basically go anywhere in the bus and for very
cheap. I can go from one end of the city
to the other for a mere fifty cents.
However like everything in life, it ain’t all rainbows and
sunshine. No sir. There are problems to be encountered when
taking the bus. The first and most
avoidable problem is getting lost. There
are dozens of different bus lines and corresponding bus numbers, but it is
difficult to know which bus goes where, because some buses might have the same
number but take completely different routes.
Learning the ropes of bus riding takes practice as well as some map
reading skills. Kioskos and newspaper
stands also sell cheap booklets that list the dozens of different bus numbers
and their routes. Problem number two:
TIME. I never expect a bus to be on
time. I just don’t. LIVING IN ARGENTINA RULE #1 is I always give
myself an extra fifteen minutes. This
means I either arrive to work early, on time, or on occasion late. Buses run on a “schedule” but you can always
expect delays. Problem number three:
Crowding. Riding the bus during rush
hour can be a pain in ass. Sometimes buses become so crowded that the driver will refuse to stop
and pick people up. That's the another thing, the buses don’t stop unless someone has requested to get off, or you have physically flagged
down the driver of the bus you want to hop on.
Even you are lucky enough to make it on during rush hour, you can expect
to become very cozy with your fellow riders.
Okay, so the stupid and totally avoidable mistake I made a couple
of weeks ago. Every Wednesday morning I
work in a part of town called Flores. I
catch the #132 bus in order to get there.
I often recognize the #132 because of its red, white and blue paint job. This particular bus takes two different
routes, both of which put me where I need to be for work. So one particular morning I was running
late. I had made it to the street corner
in time to see the signature red, white and blue bus. I hopped on, paid my fair and sat down. Halfway through the ride the bus turned down
a different street. However, traffic was
very heavy and sometimes drivers are known to take a side street in order to
avoid a traffic jam. The bus kept
traveling in the direction I needed to go.
LIVING IN ARGENTINA RULE NUMBER TWO: ALWAYS carry an emergency
$50 pesos. I keep this emergency money
tucked away in case I ever need to take a cab, in the event that I become lost
or if public transportation gets shut down due to mass striking. Which has happened before. In retrospect I should have gotten off right
then just taken a cab, but I decided to wait and see how far the bus went,
thinking that the #132 maybe takes three different routes instead of just two,
so I stayed on. So like any giant city,
Buenos Aires has some seedy neighborhoods.
Some seedier than others, but it was then I noticed when we turned a
corner that I was now in the dreaded “villa” (slum) of Bajo Flores. Not good.
I decided to stay on the bus in hopes that I would continue on through
Bajo Flores and then head up in the direction I needed to go, since I knew that
my work was only a couple miles away. Then the driver off the bus stopped and
announced that this was the last stop and I had to get off. I whined to him that I didn’t want to walk in
this neighborhood and he shrugged his shoulders and told me to get off. I reluctantly got off. Then I noticed as the bus pulled away that I had
not been riding the #132 after all, I had boarded the #26. Both buses I then realized are red, white and
blue. “Stupida,” I muttered to
myself. I am lucky for the fact that I blend
in rather nicely here. I do not look particularly “American.” I am often mistaken for being Brazilian or
Argentine, but there was going to be no mistaking that I am not from the
Villa. This was very apparent when I got
off the bus and endured stares and cat calls from a group of men waiting for
the bus across the street. Panicking is
never an option. I took a deep breath, I
strapped on my backpack tight, checked to see if the spring loaded pocket knife
I always carry, in the event I shall need to poke out someone’s eyes was in
easy reaching distance and then I put on my “just try and fuck with me” look on
my face. I walked to the corner and with
my heart pounding waited for a cab to drive past. I was in the Villa for all of three minutes,
but needless to say, I shouldn’t have been there at all. I make my Argentine friends face palm themselves
when I tell them this story, and I endured a tongue lashing from the cab driver
who picked me up.
So the moral of this story: Everyone messes up. My motto is: learn, laugh and educate
others about mistakes that you have made. Therefore, ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure you are
getting on the correct bus. I am lucky nothing bad came from being were I was not suppose to be. It is
very easy to end up lost or in a neighborhood you should not be in. So double check and stay safe peeps.